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BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Bored President Trump visits the CDC, Art Van riots, ZZ Top Netflix doc, Oakland County’s 1st pot shop, R Kelly gets grosser, Bill Maher on Chris Matthews, new Cameos and a GoFundMe to send BranDon on a cruise. Some people are worried that Drew has COVID-19. Michigan lost to Maryland in front of a packed house of future coronavirus patients. LeBron James would rather everyone get sick instead of not being able to watch him play basketball. There was actually a high school basketball game played with no fans in 1990 that is supposed to provide some perspective. Coronavirus Mania: Some doctor nerd said hospitals are preparing for 400,000 deaths in the US. BranDon’s apathetic attitude towards COVID-19 might have him ending up like another mid-30-year-old. Why are cruise ships still leaving, or better yet allowed to return? Pitbull is so over Kobe’s death and apparently is into Nascar now. Drew was impressed with Mike Pence’s press conference on the Coronavirus. Meanwhile, President Trump was so bored on his visit to the CDC. Alabama executed Nathaniel Woods in spite of OJ Simpson, Bart Starr Jr, and other’s objections. Marc is still blocked by the Detroit Zoo on Twitter for celebrating nature. Art Van’s liquidation sale was so out of control that only a tough man like Mayor Jim Fouts could reign it in. BranDon said he went to Art Van over the weekend and then the story turned very Maz-ian. R Kelly’s ex-sex slave finally has a new and interesting story to tell. Oakland County got its first recreational dispensary over the weekend complete with Art Van Liquidation type lines. Standing in line for concerts used to be a rite of passage and a tremendously annoying waste of time. ZZ TOP: That Little Ol’ Band from Texas premiered on Netflix over the weekend. Aaron Carter’s still making great tattoo and poor purchasing decisions. Daniel Craig hosted SNL despite the new James Bond film being delayed by 5 months. Elizabeth Warren was SNL because she lost her bid to be president and the crowd went nuts. Bill Maher (and his guests) defended Chris Matthews on his show. Speaking of ‘believing women’, Dateline had a story about a con man who repeatedly separated a bunch of women from their money. Congrats on keeping all your horse semen William Shatner! 48 Hours featured a woman who was acquitted of murdering her husband because she threw her son under the bus and the detective lost his iPhone pictures. If Amanda Bynes (and her conservators) can’t make love work than who can? Cameo welcomes new members to their family: Lindsay Lohan, Dr. Oz & the Boz.