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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Maz relives his “Plato’s Retreat” days, Anne Frank: comedy writer, Thomas Markle is dominating boring Royal Wedding news, angel or moth, head transplants are a go & it’s time for a “No More Internet for You” law.
Khloe Kardashian gave birth to an UGLY baby.
Mojo’s Make Out with a Mustang promo is happening at Szott Ford & Maz gets to see it LIVE.
Drew was on The Nine this morning & his cell phone BLEW! Maz’s daughter has a big semi-final game tonight & as a result Maz endures an uncomfortable line of questioning in regards to his seemingly new part-time status.
Mitch Albom wrote a “hard hitting” & very informative piece on Michael Bolton… probably because he’s in his upcoming documentary.
Maz claims he listened to the Margot Kidder interview but after just a little bit of grilling it becomes abundantly clear that he missed the interview & any subsequent coverage.
No more internet for you: Vicky Cornell was not happy with the coroner’s report & internet trolls/conspiracy theorists are piling on her misery with crappy comments.
Tom Arnold’s podcast didn’t last long & neither did Artie Lange’s latest effort. On the subject of Artie, he’s been hospitalized & is undergoing emergency surgery.
Alan Almond had some serious pipes & smooth lines on Pillowtalk radio from back in the day. Tom swoons.
Keith Richards is tired of Trump.
Farrah Abraham flashed full beave at the Cannes Film Festival & made everyone puke.
The Jersey Shore is running on fumes.
Rita Moreno let slip that Marlon Brando hit the skins better than Elvis Presley.
Tom Wolfe of . Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test & Bonfire of the Vanities fame passed away at age 88. Too bad we didn’t just interview him
Two Survivor contestants were a bit loose lipped & let slip that they were on the show before it was kosher. Hope it was worth it cause it’s going to cost them $5M.
Batonya Harding made it to the finals of Dancing With The Stars continuing her unexpected comeback story.
Turns out Anne Frank’s diary was a bit raunchy. Is it also slightly homophobic?
Marc tries to extract some more info from Maz about his time working at Plato’s retreat.
Breaking Royal Wedding News: Meghan Markle’s father will not attend the wedding due to a heart surgery after faking a heart attack and being begged to show up. GMA is very concerned.
There is a no hitter currently going on…. AND IT’S GONE!!!
Glen Thorman in Northern Michigan saw a m̶o̶t̶h̶ Angel above his truck & managed to catch it on camera.
A local Jastrazab copycat crime.
R. Kelly still won’t admit to peeing on that 15 year old girl on tape & we revisit Chuck Berry farting on hookers.
Frances Bean Cobain finished her divorce settlement & ended up losing Kurt’s most valuable guitar. Show & Tell:
Maz brought a souvenir pooping Trump keychain for ̶D̶r̶e̶w̶ ̶ the studio. BranDon breaks him almost immediately. Nate Bender called Maz out on Twitter for trash talking the Bounce & Tom caved.
The pre-Royal Wedding festivities included a look-alike contest & the royal family is up in arms that Meghan’s dad won’t be attending.
Why can’t we gamble on sports yet?!? It’s been 2 days! George Stephanopoulos asked what might have been the dumbest follow up question ever.
Gregory St. Andre alleges that the reason his daughter is pregnant with his baby isn’t because he raped her but simply because he gave her a cup of his semen & he’s not sure what she did with it.
The dig for the missing girls in Warren has been put on hold.
Drew has been reading the story behind the new documentary What Haunts Us that looks at the suicide of 6 boys in a class of 49 who were molested/raped by a high school coach. Cool!
China is getting ready to transplant a head onto a donor body ethics be damned. Today in rock to include:
59′ Elvis #1 with A Fool Such As I, 63′ Beatles performed at Royalty Theater in Chester, 65′ Bob Dylan’s , Subterranean Homesick Blues was his first top 40 hit 81′ Public Image LTD was booed off stage at the Ritz Club in NY, 82′ Asia #1 with Asia, 99′ Rob Gretton manager of Joy Division passed away at the age of 46, 03′ June Carter Cash cashed it in at age 73, 08′ Neil Diamond #1 with Home Before Dark his 29th album.