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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Michael Jackson month is almost over, Governor Whitmer’s insane gas tax, Judge “Wound Infection” is fired, The Bachelor finally jumps the fence, Kellen Winslow Jr strikes again and Maz gets very angry about “his” auction donation. We’re starting early to accommodate Tom on the first day of observance of his wife’s birthday week celebration. Tom wants to help Trudi out by taking one of her podcast days if WLLZ is exhausting her. He claims the same is true is someone else at Szott Ford is exhausted. It’s Paczki day & we still don’t know why people line up for them when 7-11 has perfectly good ones. Also, Maz is dying to know what flavor of jelly Marc chose for his Paczki. Colton, the boring Bachelor, got his first trip to the fantasy suite where he presumably blew up upon crossing the threshold & then pulled the softest move in Bachelor history. Leaving Neverland part 2 was too much for Maz to watch but he’s heard a lot about it. Oprah has turned her back on black Michael Jackson to help a bunch of money grubbing white kids… according to people that just really like his music. Wade Robson meeting his wife at a dance-off leads us to find out that Matt Riley has been involved in his fair share of dance battles. Ian Ziering got super DEEP on Twitter remembering Luke Perry & his favorite 90210 moments. This Week in Soft Rock: 70′ Charles Manson dropped a new album, 73′ John Lennon’s visa extension was terminated, 82′ The great Dick Clark donated his podium from American Grandstand to the Smithsonian, 00′ Michael Jackson gave a speech at Oxford University about his childhood, 02′ Photos of Susanna Hoffs nude were discovered, 04′ Lionel Richie’s ex wife sued for more spousal support. Judge Khalilia Davis & her staph infection/wound infection finally got BLOWN OUT of 36th District Court. Naturally, she’s firing back with a lawsuit against the Chief Judge. Gretchen Whitmer’s new gas tax will make Michigan’s gas tax the highest in the country & will seriously cut into Maz selling F-150s. Lauren Sanchez’s brother seems like quite the third wheel in her affair with Jeff Bezos. Antonio Brown, the Blind Long Snapper, Cisco Adler & Blac Chyna have brought their talents to Cameo. Maz managed to generate $1,300 in charity donations for Drew’s Detroit Tigers Champion Club tickets & there is some controversy over who took credit for the donation. Debbie Dingell keeps up her late husband’s fine tradition on Fat Tuesday… but it still doesn’t apply to podcasts. Drew still can’t believe how much work it is to be a pedophile. Meanwhile people are taking out ads to defend Michael Jackson against the Leaving Neverland documentary. Lulu Harwell ‘had a great run’ after passing away at 99. Amy Schumer wasn’t looking to great on Sunday night’s episode of Crashing. Kellen Winslow Jr. got arrested for whipping it out in front of a random 77-year-old woman while on bail. Maz-Sequiturs- Joe Louis Arena getting demolished sucks. Chrysler in Auburn Hills is the second biggest office building in the country, Fishbones has the best rolls, daylight savings time is this weekend, Benjamin Orr died in 2000, is Trudi tired from 2-a-days yet? Daylight Saving Time is BS.