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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Clay Aiken & Lou Ferrigno talk to us about their Apprentice season with Aubrey O’Day… kind of, Tiger Woods is a chip shot off the old block, Maz engages in a massive cover-up now known as #ThankYouGate, Charlie Rose reemerges while #MeToo moves to dead Robin Williams and Maz completes the Final Four in his beauty bracket.
Ford is trying out online car sales, Maz may soon be exclusively in the shoveling department at Szott.
A self driving Uber activated GTA mode & mowed down a pedestrian.
Stormy Daniels polygraph/boob bondage tape was released.
Vicki Morgan was Alfred Bloomingdale’s mistress. She blazed a money path for Karen McDougal.
Karen McDougal is breaking her silence about Trump affair to try & steal Stormy’s thunder.
Since we’re stacking Trump sex scandals, Aubrey O’Day spit some bars about Donald Trump Jr.
We call Clay Aiken to try & talk Aubrey O’Day, but he claims it’s the wrong number… FAKE!!!
Since Clay won’t answer we call Lou Ferrigno to talk about the Apprentice & Aubrey O’Day, but we had to walk on egg shells because we wouldn’t want to make him angry We call Erin & Chris to find out why she’s thanking Maz for a shirt that was no doubt paid for… FAKE!! There were allegations of witness tampering, so we have to call Joey to get the actual story with Maz giving out free shirts.
Wage Gap News:
Martina Navratilova doesn’t understand the concept of negotiating & she might not understand her worth, The Crown is apologizing for not paying Claire Foy & Matt Smith equally.
Steven Seagal had 2 #MeToo accusers detail their stories in gruesome detail.
Rose McGowan made a creepy happy birthday video for Harvey Weinstein… in the bathroom for some reason.
Charlie Rose is back on Twitter & killing it with his one letter tweet, “H”.
Robin Williams has been #TimesUp’d by the chick from Mork & Mindy The Hawk stops by to defend Robin & check in on the Maz free merch situation.
Today is Maz’s 12,000th day sober. He wasn’t an alcoholic before he quit, he just had an exceptionally bad hangover one Mother’s Day long ago.
A new Tiger Woods bio is out & it’s not the typical Tiger love-fest. Today in Rock (& Maz word association):
71′ Led Zeppelin went on a Back To The Clubs Tour, 73′ David Cassidy was the last Teeny Bopper act on Top of The Pops, 76′ Bowie & Iggy Pop were busted with 6oz’s of weed, 81′ REO Speedwagon #1 with & Maz got Mono, Keep On Loving You 97′ Snoop got 3 years for gun charges, 01′ Eminem had to pay nearly $500,000 in his divorce settlement. Today in history to include:
63′ Alcatraz was closed, 70′ UCLA won the NCAA finals, 80′ J.R. was shot on Dallas, 94′ Schindler’s List wins best movie Oscar. Maz fills out his Moment In Time Beauty Bracket.
School shooting in Maryland, a liaison officer shot & killed the shooter.
Bad day for social media stock as Facebook & Twitter got HAMMERED.
Ruben Studdard is OK, but Maz just tried to kill him off.