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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Olivia Jade is the worst, celebs are bribing colleges to get their kids in, The Bachelor’s crying again, RIP Joe Girard(i), Jussie Smollett in court, Jeffrey Epstein’s day is coming, Marc v. Drew’s toilet and Drew remembers some childhood friends. Maz tries to get Marc to float him some money for a soccer bet on MyBookie.com Jussie Smollett was looking mighty confident as he showed up in court for his first hearing with Mark Geragos by his side. Felicity Huffman & Lori Laughlin were indicted in a bribery ring to get their stupid kids into elite universities. Why are little league parents so much worse these days? Maz was trying to back out of the Monkees concert last minute, but a free Mesa Maz burger brought him back. Lori Laughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade may not need college since she seems to have a lucrative & BORING career as an influencer. The Mitch Albom Coffee Spill Curse strikes again as Drew knocks over a big cup of Dunkin. At least it matches other stains in the POS House. Marc had to fight the toilet earlier and almost lost. The Bachelor cries so much that after dumping a woman they comfort him. Murderers don’t seem to watch enough Investigation Discovery. Apparently there are a lot of people in the city of Detroit that drive without insurance. Gretchen Whitmer explained her $0.45 gas tax to a crowd of 5th graders that dreamweavered hard. 5th grade was Maz’s favorite grade. Drew cannot even begin to express the horror he felt when the teacher discovered the Voodoo Eraser. Turns out Stiffler also was in A Whole Bunch Of Nothing with Jason Biggs. Joe Girard the Guinness World Record holding car salesman died at the age of 90 after falling down the stairs. Drew has already managed to clear Ali Reda as a suspect. Even though she’s already earned it, Lily is still carless. The GoFundMe for Ahmed Altaii who fell to his death from a 7th story balcony in Cancun has reached it’s goal. Documents from the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case are about to be unsealed. Had Colton Underwood been missing for even one more moment, the police would’ve HAD to be called. Does Colton’s strategy of crying actually work for any women? Call or text 209-66-BONER to let us know. Casper Smart popped up on a beach with a much younger chick & a ton of green blobs. Terry Pakulski from Macomb County has devoted all of his time to collecting more KISS memorabilia than anyone ever. Breaking News: Somebody sent in a hardcopy of the charity auction book that does not feature Drew’s name under Drew’s tickets. Maz-sequiturs- Maz is trying to weasel a second day out of Trudi, the Lions are signing all the ex-Patriots, Sandy Koufax retired at 36, Russell Westbrook had some harsh words for a fan that was taunting him during a game, Maz picked up a Hungry Howie’s bobblehead for the studio on the way over, Lido cookies disappeared from the Pepperidge Farms lineup years ago only to be reintroduced in the variety pack, Maz just returned from his trip to South Beach. This week in soft rock: 76′ The Jackson 5 left Motown for EPIC Records, 85′ REO Speedwagon #1 with I Can’t Fight This Feeling, 90′ MTV available in the middle east, 93′ Eric Clapton #1 with Unplugged, 08′ Michael Jackson refinances Neverland Ranch, 12′ One Direction releases their first album.