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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Alex Acosta tries to bore everyone into agreement, RIP Rip, a man’s fart betrays him, Jeffrey Epstein’s new accuser, a homeless car crash, two centenarians get it on, USWNT is still celebrating & lecturing and Marcus brings us too much KFC. BranDon’s neighbor Marcus heard Trudi’s plea for KFC on a best of & brought us more chicken than we can deal with. Fans are angry after Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul’s new joint venture that was being teased on social media turned out to be the launch of Dos Hombres tequila. The AL won the All-Star game 4-3 & Justin Verlander looked great. The little 5 second split screen ads weren’t half bad either. Rip Torn passed at age 88 but there was a pretty wild video of him & Norman Mailer fighting. Alec Baldwin & the Hawk have been linked to Jeffrey Epstein. The parade for the women’s World Cup was less about the soccer & more about the fight for ‘equal pay’. Megan Rapinoe’s speech telling us all to be better felt like a lecture. Tracy Morgan is hosting the ESPYs tonight & Drew’s intrigued enough to tune in just to see if it is a train wreck. ‘Fans’ of Lee Iacocca lined up for the auto mogul’s funeral held in Bloomfield Hills. Ross Perot & one of the original Home Depot owners are funding Trump’s reelection campaign with some seriously huge cash infusions. Alex Acosta held a press conference today that bored everyone and answered no questions. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Epstein has a new accuser that appeared on the Today Show. Taylor Swift tops the Forbes list of highest paid celebrities, but it’s more fun to see who has dropped a few spots since last year. Britney Spears’ manager is suing a #FreeBritney crusader that alleged she is responsible for imprisoning Britney. A suspect that was hiding from police gave away his position when his bowels betrayed him & he let one rip. We attempt to call & congratulate a 100 & 102-year-old couple that just got hitched, but the senior living facility they’re staying at has things pretty locked down. Some tiny dude with a tiny fuse went crazy at a Bagel Boss & ended up getting slammed. Somebody whored out Thin Lizzy to Applebee’s which was previously presumed dead at the hands of millennials. A homeless woman took a Ferndale police cruiser for a sweet ass joy ride that was caught on dash cam for our viewing pleasure. BranDon, in true millennial fashion, is killing Cameo. Today is the 50th anniversary of David Bowie’s Space Oddity & commemorative box set is being released to cash in on the event. Drew is firing Trudi from her gender for not knowing anything about women’s sports. From the ‘Bloids: Matthew Perry has been making secret hospital visits & Dr. Gabe Mirkin says he could be dead before the end of the year, Brad Pitt is back to nailing chicks, Meghan Markle had a christening nightmare, Matt Lauer’s downsizing his life thanks to his recent divorce, Pam Anderson will never give up on love & stars are just like us!!!