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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Chris Brown arrested for Chris Brown behavior, a talk with ‘Cunningham’ from the Fyre Festival doc, Miggy owes money to his mistress, Oscars & Razzies, more MAGA kid news and Maz’ family rules are tough. Hey, dudes! Mott The Hoople is coming to Detroit on their first US tour in 45 years. Roseanne Barr is touring as well and coming to Detroit. The Covington kids might not be racist, but they might not be totally innocent either. An employee at a Dearborn KFC threatened to ‘stab a bitch’ when the customer complained about some missing items from their 6 piece bucket special. JV is imploring celebrities to be more cautious with the power they wield when posting on social media… because he’s sooooo DEEP. Chris Brown got in some legal trouble in France for doing the kind of things Chris Brown has been known to do. Chris had one classy response. Drew disagrees with Earth Day founder & Unicorn Killer Ira Einhorn being in a minimum security prison on the grounds that killers with nicknames are diabolical. After watching the Fyre documentary Maz made a hard decision & decided that if Drew asked, he would take one for the team. We call who we believe to be the infamous ‘Cunningham’ from the Fyre documentary. Breaking News: A dumb story just got dumber as the validity of Nathan Phillips Vietnam Veteran status is now being questioned. Olga from Olga’s sandwiches passed away at 92, making us hungry Some asshole shot a Saginaw police officer in the face. The officer is in critical. SIST: This criminal has a perfect last-name-to-look ratio. Inside Edition’s top story was the important & terrible story that someone pointed a laser at Tom Brady during the AFC Championship game. Harry Connick Jr. is boycotting the Super Bowl. He wrote a letter to Roger Goodell to let him know. How will the Super Bowl possibly go on without him? Big Boi has managed to amass enough cultural equity that he could survive doing the Super Bowl halftime show without Colin Kaepernick’s blessing. The 2019 Oscar nominations are out & Maz has his fingers crossed that Bohemian Rhapsody will take home some awards. The 2019 Razzie nominations are also out where Melania & President Trump both received awards for their parts in Fahrenheit 11/9. Miguel Cabrera is paying some serious child support to the tune of $20K a month plus mortgage, car, tuition payments & much much more. The recruiting department at Florida State thought it would be cool to photoshop a glove on MLK Jr. doing the Tomahawk chop to celebrate MLK day. Another newscaster slipped up pronouncing MLK’s name, but he got to keep his job. Jeff Bozo Bezos’ new fling Lauren Sanchez got turned down by Mike Piazza, who was allegedly dating Sam Champion at the time according to Tom’s friend in New York. Grammy nominated artist Bebe Rexha is starting a social media crusade against body shaming after designers refused to make a dress for the size 8 singer. Maz-sequiturs- Lily thinks it’s time to take the parental controls off of iTunes. Abby got her phone taken away for some bad grades. Separated at birth Bachelor Colton & Blake Griffin. Crashing is back on HBO & Artie looks great. Maz used his press pass to score a seat at the Pistons game & ended up weaseling some tickets to an upcoming show in exchange for some DMP merch for which he’s not paying. The new cast of Celebrity Big Brother with Julie Chen-Moonves is solid. This Week In Soft Rock: 76′ Barry Manilow #1 with , I Write The Songs 80′ Studio 54 owners sentenced for tax evasion, 67′ Lesley Gore was Pussycat one of Cat Woman’s bitches, 71′ Ringo testifies that Paul McCartney behaves like a ‘spoiled child’, 74′ Show & Tell goes to the Billboard top 100, 74′ Stevie Wonder performed in London 5 months after waking up from a coma, 82′ Ozzy bit the head off a bat, 84′ Barry Manilow sang the National Anthem at the Superbowl without Kaepernick’s approval.