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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Mar c Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Aretha begins her 4 day funeral tour, Louis CK & Aziz begin their comebacks, Matthew Perry’s ex dishes, background on the Madden shooter, Me-TV vs. Batman and we reluctantly learn about the Delaware Water Gap.
Day 1 of the Arethafest, as the Queen of Soul arrived in a pimped out hearse with a gold plated casket to be laid to rest. There’s lots of commerce outside & some dude in a pink Cadillac made it about himself.
A Clinton Township man is a person of interest in a double homicide. Cops are looking for his white Ford E-250 van so they can question the man. Tom is looking for him as well to sell him a new car.
Drake did a nice thing for a young fan who was about to undergo a heart transplant, but it still doesn’t win Maz over.
The Drew and Mike show is at Mesa Tequila and Tacos on Main St in Royal Oak September 1st from 4-7pm. Arts, Beats and Eats footsteps away. UM vs ND on the big screen at 7:30pm if you want to see Marc celebrate or cry. If you’re going to Arts Beats & Eats this weekend stop by Szott Ford in Holly first to pick up some free passes. BranDon is back from Niagara Falls & a trip to the Hockey Hall Of Fame, but no Maid of the Mist tour.
Louis C.K. made his return to stage & received a standing ovation for beating off in front of people. Aziz Ansari did his first show since his use of the ‘claw’ got him hit with a #MeToo allegation. Matt Lauer is considering removing the remote door closing button under his desk for a return to TV.
Rose McGowan is dating a non-binary gender partner Rain Dove. ‘They’ is the one who leaked the Asia Argento & Johnny 2 Takes texts.
Drew is trying to chop off Bree Olson’s TUBES for some reason.
Speaking of tubes, Lady Gaga is going to show hers off again.
What’s up with the mysterious woman with no pants & restraints ringing a doorbell before disappearing?
For the sake of transparency, Ohio State is doing an information dump in regards to the suspension of Urban Meyer for the Zach Smith debacle.
Jemele Hill is getting BLOWN OUT of ESPN & Michelle Beadle has been relegated to a different show in a less favorable time slot.
A homeless dude that amassed $400K in donations on GoFundMe blew a sizable portion of his new found fortune on hookers & blow.
Michael Cohen’s truth fund has stalled around the $165,220 mark & now people want their money back. Maz recounts the tale of Roberta Jasina bullying him out of a job with Eli Zaret for Drew, who was absent at that time…TFLTTP.
It must be the witching hour cause we’re listening to the velvety smooth tone of Alan Almond’s seductive voice.
The latest Catholic Church scandal is so massive that schools are having to send home statements addressing the recent news.
More details about the loser who shot up the Madden tournament in Jacksonville have been released & it seems apparent he had mental health issues that went untreated.
We call Alan Roach on the thin premise that it’s the 10 year anniversary of him announcing Fantasia Barrino & leave another voicemail in an attempt to guilt him into calling us back.
Drew’s latest Investigation Discovery Porn episode covered the murder of Anne Marie Fahey by Thomas Capano. Maz finds this to be a perfect time to do an information dump on the Delaware Water Gap for some reason.
In what could go down as the scandal of 2018, Me-TV has decided to pull Batman from their programming schedule. If you’d like to join Maz in the protest join the Facebook group to waste your time. Today in rock to include:
64′ The Beatles met Bob Dylan after a concert in New York for the first time, 65′ Beach Boys #3 with , California Girls, 68′ Simon & Garfunkel #1 with Bookends 70′ Elvis received multiple threats during his 4 week Vegas residency, 72′ Alice Cooper #1 with , School’s Out 84′ The Jacksons’ Victory tour solder over 1.1 million tickets in less than 2 months breaking a concert ticket sales record, 05′ Suge Knight got shot at a Kanye West party in Florida, 05′ Green Day won Video of the Year for . Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Matthew Perry’s ex did an interview about Chandler Bing getting so high, being ‘on a roll’ and wasting heroin.
Maz brought a show & tell that involves a shout out, a USFL stein (NOT A MUG) & Football For A Buck.