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BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Larry King’s back on the market, Jeffrey Epstein’s egg-penis, why Woodstock 50 failed, actors that want to be musicians, Bagel Boss Baby loses another fight, “What Happens Next on Cops” and Maz is out sick. Thanks to Mitchell, Ryan & Dean for dropping off some goodies for Maggs & Layla. The dogs also had a house call from a vet to get their shots. Jeffrey Epstein has an egg-shaped dong. Prince Andrew has been busted by the flight manifest on Lolita Express & some people are calling for him to be kicked out of the royal family. Drew doesn’t think there are a lot of actors that have had terribly successful crossover careers as musicians… except for Hutch, aka David Soul(berg). Paul Michael Glaser is best known for his wife having AIDS. The four guys arrested for terror plots recently were losers that were obsessed with mass shootings & thought they were hot. Rashida Tlaib’s most recent crusade against facial recognition software has caused Drew to want a restraining order on the entire squad & President Trump. BranDon’s farts disrupt the podcast again so we take some time to analyze his diet & see what might be the cause of his gastric disturbances. Joe Biden is still doing well in the polls, but some people feel like he may wander off the campaign trail. Larry King got tired of watching Shawn King bone other guys so he filed for his 7th divorce. In order to keep one of his underage sex slaves in bang-able territory, Jeffrey Epstein had another one his underage sex slaves marry her to get her citizenship. Fergie is back with Prince Andrew now that it’s harder for him to act on his alleged pedophile desires. Breaking News: The bass player for Canned Heat, Larry Taylor, is ‘Going Up to the Country” in the sky. Lindsie Chrisley Campbell is breaking her silence after her dad, Todd Chrisley, bought her sex tape & attempted to use it as a bargaining chip to make her testify properly in his recent tax evasion case. Emily Ratajkowski is now modeling with armpit hair to get some extra attention. There is a lot to unpack on the most recent edition of What Happens Next? on COPS. We’re having another Mazless Mazday as Tom is in the emergency room & nobody quite knows what’s happening. Antonio Brown’s latest classy act is to stiff the chef he hired to cook for him at the 2018 Pro Bowl. Jay-Z bucked the trend of consulting Colin Kaepernick before taking a job & social media is none too pleased. Where does Hunter Biden reside on the list of scumbag kids of politicians? The guy who yoinked Frances McDormand’s Oscar, pretended it was his & used it to get laid will not be prosecuted. Prince Harry is taking so many private jet trips that Elton John is trying to help him offset it by donating enough money to undo the Prince’s carbon footprint. Chuck Woolery was trending on Twitter… not because he’s dead, but because he said “racism has nothing to do with race”. Piers Morgan made an interesting point about liberal ideals while speaking to Ben Shapiro on Turning Point UK. The Bagel Boss Baby threw some adorable shin kicks at a normal sized guy in the middle of a casino at 2:30 in the morning. If the original Woodstock were to happen today, Millennials would never be able to pull it off.